Dear Stephanie,
I’m ordering you 30 of these. They will be dipped in poison and trained to kill.
Dear Allan,
As per usual, already a thousand steps ahead of you and the arsenic laced lady bugs are already inside your house.
Their calls.
Are coming from inside your house.
JOKES ON YOU I DON’T HAVE A PERMANENT ADDRESS
(Source: littlegenim, via nanalew)
Faberry AU:
Seventeen year old Quinn Fabray was just having a quiet night of studying, a quiet year actually. No drama, no tears, just a regular, non distressing year.
Then Fate is a bitch and sends her a falling star.
That is not a metaphor no that is actually real.
Actual star Rachel Berry lands in Quinn Fabray’s backyard, and stays with Quinn and Quinn’s eccentric and fun loving mother Judy. Adventures, fluff, and embarrassing Judy occur.
for the love of everything holy someone fIC THIS
(Source: littleolrabbit, via marziiporn)
